{"id":33170,"date":"2024-03-24T01:36:08","date_gmt":"2024-03-23T20:06:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/farratanews.online\/brits-share-uk-specific-conspiracies-pat-butcher-is-alive-and-works-in-aldi\/"},"modified":"2024-03-24T01:36:08","modified_gmt":"2024-03-23T20:06:08","slug":"brits-share-uk-specific-conspiracies-pat-butcher-is-alive-and-works-in-aldi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/farratanews.online\/brits-share-uk-specific-conspiracies-pat-butcher-is-alive-and-works-in-aldi\/","title":{"rendered":"Brits share UK specific conspiracies – ‘Pat Butcher is alive and works in Aldi’"},"content":{"rendered":"
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A second joked: “Pat Butcher is alive and well and working in my local Aldi.”<\/p>\n
Another commented: “That big cats roam the countryside. I’ve seen one driving home late one night. It was a cool experience. And no….it wasn’t a fox or a dog it was a cat around the size of labrador.”<\/p>\n<\/div>\n
To which one person jokingly replied: “Well obviously yeah, it would need to be at least that size to be able to see over the steering wheel.”<\/p>\n
A fourth said: “You shouldn’t drink the water out of the taps at school because it comes from the roof and there is a dead pigeon up there.”<\/p>\n
One user proposed: “Yorkshire puddings were developed by big pharma to keep us fat and unhealthy so they could sell more drugs.”<\/p>\n<\/div>\n
Another simply quipped: “Neil Buchanan is Banksy.”<\/p>\n
A user suggested: “Bob Holness definitely played the saxophone solo on “Baker Street”. The claim that it was actually performed by Hugh Burns is a lie perpetuated by Milton Bradley, to deflect attention away from the fact that they never paid David Bowie for inventing Connect Four.”<\/p>\n
One person got all political: “The real reason Westminster doesn’t want to let Scotland go is because the overwhelming majority of the UK’s fresh water is there.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n
Right now it’s not an issue, as elsewhere gets enough without needing redistribution, but within the next century it’ll be critical.”<\/p>\n
And finally, someone added: “That Yorkshire tea is not grown in Yorkshire.”<\/p>\n
To which a user quipped back: “Take that back. It’s like tea used to be. Grown in a coal mine.”<\/p>\n
Do you have any specific UK conspiracy theories?<\/p>\n<\/div>\n[ad_2]\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
[ad_1] However in a Reddit thread titled: ‘What\u2019s a UK-specific conspiracy that you believe in?’ users have shared which ones they accept as true. \u00a0And some of them are quite specific, with one person starting the post: “I\u2019m convinced that Nicholas Lyndhurst actually did sing the Only Fools & Horses theme song, no matter what …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":33171,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[763],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/farratanews.online\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33170"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/farratanews.online\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/farratanews.online\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/farratanews.online\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/farratanews.online\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33170"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/farratanews.online\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33170\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/farratanews.online\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/33171"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/farratanews.online\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33170"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/farratanews.online\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33170"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/farratanews.online\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33170"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}